Brain Fart of 2012

Today I was going through my twitter replies because my phone is retarded, and started scrolling through older ones until I finally came up on this little gem:

"Is a 9 month old baby showing too much skin?"

 (A real argument used against an adult, scantily-clad dressed woman who rages at men that hit on her at clubs because of her clothes-- no joke.)

This is probably going to go up on my top 10 most awesome quotes of all time because it's such an extremist point of view that you can't even react fast enough to override the massive brain fart this question forces your brain to do to relieve itself from exploding.
I made the same comparison in the most serious bsns voice I could muster to my co-workers, just to see if I was a dick for thinking that to be so awesome and hilarious, and they looked at me, smirked, blinked at each other and started laughing. One of them asked me if I was being serious. I said yes.

An equally extremist answer would've been, Yes; to a pedophile. Which one of my co-workers snidely remarked with. While laughing.

So the real question here is... Would a pedophile's wang even fit? HHMMMMMM...

Thank you,

TotalBiscuit.

Lulu Tiems!

I got a ton of commissions to work on now. Two of which I finished off today. I have 7 or 8 more to do. I'm glad I didn't start an online store because I'd probably be overwhelmed as shit right now. I didn't think they'd blow up like this, but it's a pretty cool feeling seeing my co-workers whip their charms out and show them to each other... and then go I WANT 3 MORE.

Lulu got in touch with me today to go get some ice cream and chill. I'm really glad that we did! I showed her my charms and she liked them so much that I wanted to show her how to make her own.

She's supposed to be Barbie-ish.

And this one is the girl version of Puddi Boy

 

I feel like after this, I'm gonna have to make one for myself. She's just so damn cute! 

She put a lot of work into her little charm! I'm proud of her :3

Focusing like a pro.

I taught her how to make button eyes. She really liked those.

Craftsiiiess!

VICTORY

Our kittehs. Mine looks more like a squirrel. 

SQUIRRELCAT

Like a sir

My friend deadponies writes everyday. He's motivated me to start writing again, even if I don't really have anything fun... you will still be subjected to ALL THE NOTHINGS.

I have a ton of commissions to work on. I brought in the ones I had finished to work today, but they weren't there. People saw them and were like I WANT ONE TOO. And I was like BUY ONE. and they were like HOKAY. So this weekend, I'm a busy bee. Thankfully, I have off tomorrow.

 

Pointy nose calls all the shots around here.

The sex appeal is unbearable.

UPS totally delivered Rotny's new hard drive to the wrong person. We have the persons' name so I tried to investigate by looking for names on the mail slots. No luck. He's infuriated. Left nothing for us to go by. When I find out what apartment they're in, it's gonna take everything in me to not say hi you have our NEWEGG package that has our apartment number on it, and left no notice of your having it on our door. hand it the fuck over.

Commissions

Since I'm getting better at craftsies, I'm taking baby steps and doing commissions for my co-workers. I don't want to end up having so much that I won't be able to keep up, and have unhappy paying clients. :(

 RESPONSIBLE ME ^-^

For her niece.

A (big) part of me is also avoiding the post office for several reasons. Putting aside my gross social anxiety, there are 2 left turns that I have to make at busy intersections. Makes me nervous. Not to mention waiting in line, not knowing what packaging to get or even where it is, or what they even have, dear god. Then having to search for it-- but should I do that first or get in line and then look for it, or do they have them in the back??? I could be hold up the line forever going in there unprepared. WHAT DO I DO? Then everyone's staring at me. 

No, no. We can't have that.

Someone wanted a turd to give as a gift.

I don't know how post offices work other than when I miss a package. Rotny had to give me directions on what to do when I go in there. I didn't know I needed my ID to pick something up, so when I got to the counter and gave them my slip, they said I needed my ID and I started panicking because I had to dig in my bag to find it and I couldn't and people were looking at me and waiting and OH GOD.

-- no online commissions yet.
It's something I want to get to eventually, but right now, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.... *shakes head* absolutely not.

She wanted a thumb with a bone sticking out of it. Neato, huh? I'll prob make another one for myself :3

 

 I have another commission to do once the girl sends me a picture of what she wants.

And then I made this guy just because I like Mindflayers so much. I'm thinking about making a couple more, since they come in a couple different colors. They're just so cute!

HO YEAH

I've been on this weird Peggy Hill kick lately that drives me to bout a triumphant "HO YEAH" at any opportunity I'm given. It's pretty invigorating. Now I understand why it comes so naturally to her. Peggy Hill, you are my idol.

I took up WoW but then rage quit because I couldn't even log onto the character selection screen without seeing my gnome character and becoming irrationally annoyed. Pretty hilarious.
I even, one night, started crying over World of Warcraft. What brought it on was watching a bunch of Video Games Live youtube videos of Warcraft songs that had some Warcraft 3 cinematics and 'vanilla' WoW screenshots projected on stage. And eventually I just lost it and started crying. I really loved that gamed. Definitely wasn't easy. It's like a really bad break-up. I still have feelings for it, but it pisses me off so much from how much it's changed over the last year and it disgusts me. --- QQQQQQQQQQQQQ

OMG wanna see the cutest thing ever?

 One of Rotny's fans [Autumn] drew this picture of us. It's adorable. The little octopus omg.

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Reminds me of this other thingie this other fan of Rotny's [Maze] did of me with an octopus. XD

 Octosies are so cyoot x_x I want to hug all of them bug I can't. I'd drown. There's so many and I can only hold my breath for so long :((((

Christ, Sheila!

Wow I've been neglecting this thing to the rafters! Should probably do something about that.

Yay lists!

• I'm playing WoW again after a several month long break over Rift. Go figure, Rift comes out with a new patch after I leave. -_-''
• I got fired, was on unemployment, found a job, got laid off, unemployment again, found a job, quit, and am back at the job I was originally fired from. It's good to be back! :3
• Spent a week in San Diego with some friends. 
• I'm making stupid video logs now. It's quite stupid, but apparently some people don't mind my face. In one of them, I'm singing. It's especially awkward because I'm really fucking shy. But I'm gonna do another one with a second person. Soonish.
• Saving up for a new gaming monitor has been hilarious. There's always something that comes up right when you think everything is going well. Yep, still don't have it.
• Yes, Rot and I are still together. 4 years on New Years (according to him.) 

 
And there you have it. Super fast recap of my life the last couple of months. 

Here's one of my stupid videos. It's just me talking about wanting to play two MMOs simultaneously and bitching about how shitty my current monitor is. 

I have some ideas for some topics I really want to do with two other people. It's just a matter of getting them in the same room together being that one lives 2 hours away, and the other is a... 'anti- leaving to go anywhere ever' type. If it happens, yay. With that said, my rice is done.

Too good to be true

Just when things were finally stabilizing, they suck again.
I don't want to dwell on the negative so much right now, so I will update on what Rot and I have been up to these last couple of weeks.

Also, tired of how ugly the word "friend" has become, I came up w/ another word to describe those who are mine: Wufwooz.

Yes, I don't have friends, I have wufwooz.

Deal with it 8)
 

A couple weeks ago, a miracle happened and I went out 3 nights in a row. Two of which featured Rotny.

Night #1 - Das Bunker. Two of my wufwooz have gotten into the habit of sneaking up on me last minute and saying they're coming to steal me away for a night out. And so they did. And so I went to Das Bunker. Ponies, Kyrie, Jess, and myself. I can't say no to them. And they know it. So they take advantage of me!! lol We also went to veggie grill beforehand. Yummayz.
Gentleman Junkie played that night. I had no idea, but I really liked them. Their one song was like... exactly my favorite composition of music. My knees go weak only for songs that are strictly industrial, goth rock, darwave hybrid......... with Egyptian accents. or like... weird Moroccan ... thingies.

and one of their songs was exactly that and I was like OMFG. I forget what the name is. While everyone was in the dance room, I sat on the side to watch. I wanted to dance, but because I had no where to put my bag, and it was ripped, I didn't wanna flail like an over protective idiot on the dance floor. Elo, this really nice girl we all know wasn't having it and grabbed my bag, handed it to Ponies, and dragged me out to the dance floor. I didn't dance. So she grabbed my hand and led me to the downstairs dance room. Wasn't dancing there either. So she took me by the hand again and took me to the ebm room and "k how about here?!" So I danced. lol. She gave me a whole tour of the venue just so I could dance with her. Aww :) I also spoke the John, the owner, about a few things between him, Rot, and me. He said he'd come see Rot at his DJ gig Sunday night. Hehehe, fun night.

Night #2 - Bar Sinister
our wufwooz, Adam and Jon were playing that night. So Rot and I went to support and say hi because we haven't seen people in forever.
All was fine and dandy that night. Then I noticed out of the corner of my eye, our old roommate's girlfriend was at the bar and kept looking over at us. So I told Rot HEY GUESS WHO'S HERE. And he was like GREAT. Our old roommate's been texting Rot apologizing and wanted to start talking again. Rot pretty much told him no, lets just keep it to texts. lol.
So then out of no where we see our old roommate and he comes to us, puts his hand on my shoulder and is all HAY GUISE WHATS UP :D HOW'S IT GOING!? but not before his girlfriend approached us awkwardly and waved at me. I remembered when I did the same thing to someone, who taught me a great lesson in making the 'waver' feel extremely uncomfortable and unwanted. Flash a quick, half assed grin at them and look in another direction, but do not move your body or head at all. Just your glance. Speaks numbers. And I did exactly that. Worked like a charm! :D
Meanwhile I could feel my salivary glands producing acid laced with poison a sweet neon green color begging to be spit on his face, followed by a hiss, and finally my saying DON'T EVER FUCKING TOUCH ME AGAIN. but I just glared at him the whole time and said nothing. Rot was very short with him too. Eventually he invited us to go back stage with him, and Rot sighed an agreement, looked at me and tried to pull me to go with him. I demanded I be left where I was. Our old roommate though Red Bull would make me forget everything.
Rot wasn't very long. Came back and looked at me, shrugged, and kinda rolled his eyes. Enough said. And then we engaged in silliness with wufwooz and other fun peoples we know until we had to leave. I felt bad for Josh because he had no idea what was happening and it was all just kinda like bleh. We had a good time though ^-^

Rot always looks so scary. Honestly, I hate those black contacts he wears lol.
BUT HE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE MY PEEMPURS ^___^v

 

Night #3 - Roberto's Club
Rot's DJ gig at the venue where Infernal is held. Was a pretty good turn out. It was done by the same promoter that has us go on that Mexican tour with Sandy (RubberNecro). He loves Rot, lol. He's always trying to get him to DJ every chance he can, but because of Rot's work, it's difficult. Alien Vampires was playing that night. When he played his set, he started it out ok, and then started playing shit that no one could dance to. It was hilarious. I think the only time he hasn't done that was in Las Vegas. To show my support, when he played a danceable song, I went out and got down. But then he played more power noise lol. Asshole. hahaha <3
At one point, I was trying to find the trash but for the life of me, I just couldn't. So I went backstage and looked around for one to toss out what I wiped a spilled drink with, and then I saw the frontman for Alien Vampires. I tried to sneak past him and he saw me, so I said "uh... hi. do you know where the trash is?" he just looked at me blankly, looked around the room, and then said "nah." so I said "ok thanks!" and ran out. Very awkward. lol.
We met the other DJ guy who was really cool. He's mexican, so it was a little challenging to understand him because his selection of words was limited, but the guy was super chill. He was all metal'd up. While AV was playing, Rot, him, and myself all went outside and just mingled. And then I had to pee. And then we left. And then we were like omg... too much clubbing. And went home, snuggled and passed out.

What a busy weekend that was! I couldn't imagine doing that every day. No wonder Rot hates going out lol. It's a lot of work =\

LA is still it's crappy self. This shit is more common than AIDs in West Hollywood.



 Above is the remake of Bakalakadaka Street Resident from several years ago:




Oh and I think I got laid off. It's cool, I like feeling stressed and not knowing whether or not I have a job. It's just my life. It's all good.