Monday, June 18, 2012

You like your girls insane

There are new South Park episodes on Netflix that are destroying me, they're so good.

Earlier today, I was thinking about The Red Shirt guy for some reason. it led me to look up Asperger's Syndrome and watch videos on it, since he has it. I knew that people and kids with AS were basically me, but encyclopedia versions, but fell in love with the idea of having a kid of my own with AS. I feel like I'd identify with baby a lot, and understanding like all of their symptons, I'd be able to be like.. hey. It's all good, son or daughter. Let's go play RISK because you're the best son or daughter in the world, and you're only 4 and would kick my ass. And then we could have Discovery channel nights on Fridays, and Gaming time after school 3 hours a day 3 days a week. More if you can get your homework done in 8 seconds instead of 13. It'd have the cutest library card, and their own library and custom computer. And I'd teach it to manifest it's knowledge in his confidence so all the ladies will be like OH MY GHAD, YOU'RE SO FLY. But he'd be like nope.

A gal can dream. Actually, I'd do that for my kid whether it has AS or not -- but with the latter, it's a 50/50. HEY. WE ALL HAVE PREFERENCES.

I'm defective.

Also, I came up with this new little series thing for my charms. Once I'm done with commissions, I'm gonna make more infant versions of stuff. I have one already that I made and am totally in love with.


I don't think anyone else sees Star Wars the way I do, thus... off-putting, ugly, Jabba the Hutt in baby form for me to love and cradle.
I don't know that this is what Hutt babies look like, but I would imagine it something like this, being that they're basically slugs.

So then.. just think of my favorite characters.. but in cute baby form. INORITE!?
I'm gonna have to invest in more tools, since the stuff I have right now isn't as helpful as I thought it could be. I also am running out of my more common colors of clay, and room to put it. DAMN YOU, ARTS AND CRAFTS. Y U NO CHEAPER? There's a pink x acto knife and crafts mat that I have my eye on. Once I deposit stuff tomorrow, maybe I'll be able to get them.

Rot and I are gonna do it tonight. And by do it, I mean finally start our Drizzt game.



Here's an illustration of a female Illithid because omg. Why not me