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    I finally got a sparkly, new external hard drive today. Frackin stoked for it to arrive. It's one less thing on my list to upgrade on my little girl. I'm also getting to the point where I think I need a new keyboard and mouse. They work fine but the keys on my keyboard, albeit fucking blue and sexy, are getting worn. The most complaints I have are from Fett and Lauren having the privilege to use my computer and then having difficulty finding the right keys. (I don't think they learned home-row!)

DID ANYONE PLAY "MARIO TEACHES TYPING 2" WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER?
That shit gave me the leet home row skills. I'm just saying.


The other night Fett and I played Cards Against Humanity, just us two.
As dorky as it sounds, it was pretty fun, and it worked! I am proud to say that as much of a dick Fett can be, I sincerely made him flinch uncomfortably several times with my combinations, and it felt awesome.
The last card that was played he used his "children with ass cancer" card. I appreciated it and laughed with abandon.

When we both drew cards that we couldn't decide on, we'd put them in the tie pile. And I took pictures of them.

 His card is on the right.

There were much worse ones, but his cards weren't up to par so they were my automatic wins >:D
Tonight we're playing here with Lauren and Fett's friend. I'm gonna get my offensive game on!


K so now that my last commission is comfortably in his home, I can show the final pictures!

I think I may have mentioned how much of a pain in the ass his legs were before, but allow me to reiterate how much of a pain in the ass his legs were.

This was right before baking. A naked little piggie.
For a little bit there I couldn't figure out how to sit him up because .... he doesn't sit up lol.
And when I'd lay him on his side, because the polymer was still soft, the wings would get fucked and bend inwards and it made me sad. 

Figured it out. I was so relieved that I took a picture, lol.

ISN'T IT SO CUTE!?!?!? UGH

The artist that did the painting is Michael Summers. I looked him up on Facebook and found several other paintings he did of flying pigs, which I used as a reference.

It's very surreal. If you wanna take a looksie, here's his FB!

Also, a very very special girlie who I've known (via social networking) for the last 5 years has generously set up a Vk.com account for Noob Charms! Her name is Kora Rex. She lives in Ukraine and has a ton of tricks up her sleeve, not to mention how beautiful she is. And.... is a Virgo. 

(It's a thing we do.)
For all my Russian readers, that's the place for you to seek out more info, as she kindly translated a lot of what is on my F.A.Q page here to there. I will shortly be announcing a new way of ordering commissions through my Etsy page- which is terribad and ugly right now so don't look at it. And will be offering international shipping because I need to get over it and just do it and talk to people at the post office. I'M SORRY.

I HAVE A MILD SOCIAL ANXIETY, HOKAY? GHAD.

:D ahkay.

Fett and I are hungry. We're off to seek the foods.