Sunday, August 5, 2018

WARNING; OPPAI







 Summer just means that Autumn is around the corner. But it also means night markets and warm nights. And THAT means late food runs and staying up til 6am.



Lately I've been on this Pho thing. Before, Pho wasn't really all that great to me; I'm a snob with broth and the few times that I'd had it, the flavor left much to be desired. Especially when around that time, I was going crazy with tonkotsu ramen broth everywhere I went. 
BUT THERE'S THIS PHO PLACE AT THE EDGE OF MY BLOCK and the sun was gone and we were bored so we walked there


 This place is dope. It like, awakened my inner broth gods through savory flavor prayer and I was like OHKAY THEN. Was also spicy. And I remembered that I love a shit ton of lime and cilantro in my broth. Like my rice. 

OH NO
I GOT A CRAVING
and now we gotta walk over there for dinner.


brb










Hi again.
I'm really full. Extra cilantro and lime... not even mourning the waistline this time

rHYmES loL

Oh yeah, so the photos above were of the food I was making specifically for boyfriend. There's this Peruvian place right by work, and his favorite dish is tallarin verde ["green spaghetti"]. I tried it. Much milder than I'm used to, and the basil seemed muted. But he loves it! So, I had to make him some the way mi mama prepared it for us. And he lost his shit.

We also tried the papa a la huancaina ["h'wan-ka-EE-na style potatoes"] there, which also was mild. I'm not sure who their main demographic is, but the flavor was extremely muted. So, I prepared that for him too. He lost his shit.

And for dessert, which they did not have, but I just wanted to make because it's my favorite, I prepared crema volteada [flipped creme]. which is basically a baked custard thing. And he lost his shit.

So basically, boyfriend lost his shit and really liked everything. The end! 


Sometimes, work gives us really cute things; like this adorable little webcam cover for laptops!



 #blizzlife



Oh so like since fathers' day was coming up, chicken boyfriend mentioned that his dad really likes custards and flan type things. And immediately I thought... this.... this is my moment. I can impress him with my dessert!


IMPRESS, I DID. His dad loved it. As did his mom, sister, and his aunt. Bless up



hashtag boba

For fathers day, his fam also invited us to lunch at this sushi place. But it's not just a sushi place. It's a SUSHI place. 


Like, okay. Anime food makes me mad because it's so pretty, and it always looks so good and perfect and melt-in-your-mouth. All of it does. There's no anime food in existence that looks unappetizing.  It makes real food look like shit. But THIS place.... 



This place has some PRETTY food. The photos do not do it any justice at all. When those dishes came out, my soul was crying



It's a little steep but IT'S BEAUTIFUL and delicious




ohai it me 
bean-chan

 NIGHT MARKET TIEM. I forget which one this was from, but thankfully, we can see in the photo that it's the OC one. YAY.


Please enjoy the following photos featuring gluttony, carbs and sugar;





Except for those. Those contained none of the descriptors above. k.


booze in a cake pop? OKAY :D




Always gotta stop by MY BABIES AT SEOUL STREET. The best Korean street food EVER. I signed them up for something and am hoping it works out. These guys work hard, and every time I see them, they have new things on the menu! Always gotta stop by and support. They've been so good to me for so long. They've hooked me up SO much and I can't even thank them enough. No matter how much money I wanna thrw at them, they're like NOPE. and treat me like fam. They're the most awesome people and I want nothing but success and happiness for them, cuz they seriously, seriously hustle.

YOU DA BEST, BABIES! KEEP KILLIN IT AND LINING THEM UP.


When I introduce people to night markets, fucking TRUST that they're gonna taste Seoul Street. Without a fucking DOUBT. And everyone has loved it.




 the beauty





This girl exudes a confidence and animated liveli-ness that i only dream of having. She's so fun to be around. I consider myself pretty fortunate to have met her. She hurts me with laughter almost daily. I'll never get tired of it.




yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssss






Everything looks better at night.






penis.



CHIGGEN








^_^


Ah, yes. The epic "Jeph" tweet. It's been made into a poster and put up right by the Starbucks on campus. Funny is an understatement. Would you like to read about the story behind the Jeph? 

Once upon a time, there was a newly opened sbux on the Blizzard campus. Many traveled from lands far beyond the orc statue, some even beyond the street, to retrieve their very own personalized precious cup of delicious, mind-numbing energy. Little did they know that the merchant with the pen also traveled from a far away land. So far even, that the English language was quite foreign to him. 

so he spelled "Jeff" as American-phonetically as he thought because "Stephanie" exists and it broke the internet for a day lol, the end! 

People learn about this and they feel bad, but I knew him and the guy was funny. Even though he was totally in the US for like, 3 months, a part of me sometimes thinks he did it on purpose because he had a snark to him lol. He's no longer there, but his infamous "Jeph" spelling mishap will forever live in the Blizzard archives. 

SAFE TRAVELS, MING. We all still laugh about it :P



Never been to the Esports arena. But went there for a thing yaaaaaaaaay things
i like things weee :D




those cyberpunk photography twitter accounts that take photos in japan at night?
yeah.
lol every time i see these color schemes with a dark ambiance it's just... that's it. 
those photography twitter accounts with the japane

Honestly, I'm surprised that style hasn't bitten the weeby SoCal photographers yet. There's a general template, and I keep thinking that at some point, they'll start following that one. But so far no yet. 




This is literally


Someone at work and it's funny because it accidentally looks exactly like him and
L
OL



 Obligatory Black Ball shot aaaaannnd... Umami Burger! I think one night I just was craving not-shitty burgers and delicious aioli with truffle fries so




;)

 Random cosplay photo! The best thing about this cosplay is that there's a mask and it covers muh face. And hair. And whole head. I'm projecting my disdain of being started at in public through cosplay lol.


I thought about it for a while, and in hindsight, some of the stuff I cosplay hides my face or is ugly- it's just my projecting. Makes me feel not noticed and just like a rando guy. HOORAY!

*Spoiler alert: I don't like standing out
feels bad lol



Sometimes, we'll drop by Disneyland for an hour or two and just kinda stroll around, like assholes.



I shouldn't feel guilty for this luxury, because I work 40 hours, pay taxes, worked up a sexy credit score, and moved out on my own at 19 after saving up for months... but a part of me does.


 Toon Town is the nicest spot in the whole park. Because it's just like a little town ^_^ and there's food! And the houses are cute.








But too many kids makes us drink tequila.




TREAT
YO SELF


ap. tiem for galbi pictures again.


 ooh fire
cheese


k the end.


ANIME EXPO 2018

 This year was another chill visit. It was boyfriends' first one since... in a long time. Since AX was at the Anaheim Convention Center and only occupied a single hall. He was in for a lot.


I was ready for food trucks and finding trash to buy. Seriously though, this year I didn't give a shit and went the first day in my pajamas. I'm over it, lol




And visiting friends from work :D
Also, the roadhog cosplays this year were dominating and they all looked so cool! There was even a Butcher skin roadhog, but he got away before I could get his picture. Look at these, though!





There was no shortage of Husbando


But there was a shortage of space. Just like last year. 
I'm wondering if AX is ever going to get in trouble for not capping ticket sales to where it becomes Hazard Con and... were there to ever be a fire, it'd just be known moving forward as Teldrassil. 




I SAID IT


the trash was in abundance, and we embraced it wholey



hay gorl :P


WAMPI PACHI SO CYOOOOOOOO 

I remembered that Suzy had a booth, Miss Mort3m3r! So I stopped by to bug her toawrds the end of the first day. I felt bad cuz I didn't wanna take up time from people waiting for her but URMURGURD dis sweet baby gorl hooked me up :B 
LOOKIT HOW CUTE


Thank you bb goooorrrll 
Next time I'm in Burbank I'm gonna screech at her to get food. 


Can we talk about Arby's? LOOK AT THIS NIGHTMARE



HIS CAPE WAS MADE BY FANS. Arby's marketing team is crazy lol


While I was standing there admiring the 'sculpture', I got to meet these two talented folks. They are responsible for all of the Arby's art that gets posted on twitter. We chatted for a little bit and their passion was inspiring! I seriously hope that Voldo wins Arby's heart. I'd scream. 


To pass the time, we found ourselves in the 21 and over lounge where this dude had a rap show.
A rap show, at an anime convention? really?
ya
rly


And he was good lol. Dudes' skills were NICE. Can tell he takes some inspiration from Eminems' style of rapping. Which I like. But this dude wrecked it, he was rapping about Naruto lmao and Samurai Jack, LoZ, all kinds of pop-culturey dweeby shit. The only parts I didn't get were the Rick and Morty stuff. Never watched it, but that aside, it was fun to watch. 





OKAY SO...
  
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTENT IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. RATED M FOR MATURE. IF YOU ARE NOT 18 YEARS OR OLDER, LITERALLY it's not my fault ok here we go
 
So there was this booth, right. Alllll the way to the right side of the main vendor hall, shrouded in black curtains with a giant sign above it that read 18+. I'm 18+. I'm SO 18+. It's calling me. And boyfriend has no idea what's happening. WE HAVE TO GO. There's no other way. 
We shuffle our way through the crowd and find the line wrapping only halfway around the booth. Seems reasonable. We hurry in and wait. Anticipating an ID check, we get our IDs ready, giggling like children in 1996 about to see the noodie channel on pay-per-view. 

As we're waiting in line, we hear... ahegao noises. Do you know what ahegao is? No? Fantastic. 

We finally made it to the entrance and are let in like nothing. Yes, they checked our IDs. To my left, there's a booth with adult accessories and costumes. To my right is a VR game with very realistic models on the screen. They're just... yanno, wrestling with stuff. Seemingly. 

We keep moving, there's some hentai, and further up there's a crowd. A large crowd, laughing and watching something that we couldn't make out yet. 
We approach it and shimmy through. I still couldn't see anything, thanks to being vertically challenged. But boyfriend begins to describe to me... 

a body form, mannequin if you will.. with an apparatus attached to it. I quickly got a glimpse of a monitor with a first person view of a waifu with a maid costume on it. Just as quickly, another body blocks my view. He continues, an attendee takes the mannequin, and simulates coitus with it. And it's loud, everything is hard to hear through the laughter and con atmosphere. I'm trying to process everything he's saying and find myself going WAT?! at what I heard, what I thought I heard, and in response to the loudness. 

Finally, some people start to clear out. I take this opportunity to shimmy in closer, past some more taller bodies, to come upon this... enchanting visual:


The exhibitor of the booth preparing our mannequin friend for another turn of 4chan incarnate.
There, on the mannequin we see the sensor that corresponds to the motions it is subject to in response to um... player stimulus. And the VR head piece is worn in sync with it.



AND HERE WE HAVE OUR FRIENDLY EXPO ATTENDEE, GOING AT IT WITH UNBRIDLED ABANDON. OBSERVE FRIENDS. SHARE HIS VIEW ON THE MONITOR BEFORE YOU.


It was probably one of the funniest and craziest things I've seen come from hedonism and technology. We've certainly come a long way LOL



oppai

There was a Snape cosplayer who looked a lot like him, so we stalked him basically for like 10 booths until we caught up to him only because other people stopped him, probably to cry at his feet, and I asked him for a photo. I honestly wanted to hug him but that's weird.



Papi noooooooo



:|







We split Saturday evening kinda with all of our loot. Accidentally spent a lot.
Chicken is an enabler and spoils me and I hate/love him for it. He bought the meat pillow for himself ... so he can hug his meat

-___- ;;


 On our way out, he spotted this Bubble Head Nurse figure and asked me if I wanted it. I wanted to call it a day, but wanted it and he knew it and just got it for me anyway and and and he's da best chicken ever T____T
And looking over the box, there were so many people who worked on this figure! She's absolutely beautiful. Also, we got her for way cheaper at AX than we would've had we gotten her online instead. Score.





The deeetaaaaiiilllllssss omggg




I love her. So much. SH2 nurses look dope and their symbolism is insane. I love everything about this character just because not only does she look beautiful, but there's a reason why she looks the way she does. It's not just for shock value. And it's fucked up lol



Saturday was our last day of AX. We were pretty much over it by the end of the day. But while there, we did run into someone I hadn't seen in a while but kept in touch with. SO WE GOT FOOD A FEW DAYS LATER :D






:D


These two are ... a breath of fresh air! They're so over it. And I'm over it. And we're all over it. And it's beautiful. Cheers




I saw this and thought of people at work  

We had dinner and afterwards went to a dessert place because we were talking about durians, and I'd never tasted one- or anything with durian in it. So they were like omg, and boyfriend was like, it's so dank tbh, and I was like I WANNA EAT IT THEN. so we went



 So we got durian things


Do you know what a durian is? WELL.
If you don't, it's a big ass spikey oblong green coconut looking thing, but not hairy. It has incredible layers of protection. Probably the best defense mechanism in a fruit that you'll ever experience.
Because not only is the outside of it like spiky armor, but open it, and your nose will wanna die.

But whatever, eat it anyway, right?

 and inside is like... this yellow, unappetizing pus looking creamy custard like stuff that tastes sweet. And I really like it lol. We got some durian desserts that I ate most of :(


And tomorrow, or rather I guess today, we're gonna go to the store and get a durian to open with my housemate ^_^ YAY
boyfriend is sad about this and feels bad for the neighbors, but he'll be fine lol



hi it me 
am potato


look at this fridge full of beer. 


Our last adventure brings me to 626 night market. The biggest one of all the night markets I've visited. First stop?


Look. I don't just visit them because they're awesome and fricking hooked me up AGAIN

FOR THE RECORD, I HOPE YOU GUYS KNOW, THIS IS AT SEOUL STREET, I HOPE YOU GUYS KNOW THAT I'M PREPARED TO THROW YOU MY MONEY EVERY TIME I SEE YOU. I'M READY. BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT T____T

but seriously, if you don't go early, the line gets insane. Well deserved, but inSANE.



Thank you so much for the pizza!! It was really good! Not at all what I was expecting, I thought it'd be heavier. We enjoyed it ^_^ This was one of their new menu items! While this was yummy, my go-to will always be the fries though. My first love!




The sun was out in full force. And I got durian dessert again.




INITIAL D BOOTH WINS 626


 yay tea eggs!


that tiny baby crowd






big ass grown crowd




Ah, so fun. There are two more weekends left, and then it's over until next year. And yes, we're going to them.

Look at this itty bitty Blizzard woofer. She barely passed my ankle in height.




This... is the longest post ever. omg.



And... tomorrow I'm gonna get a bookshelf to add to our library because it doesn't have manga and my book shelf is going to probably explode i literally have piles of manga and books scattered around my room help