Jello shots

  Holy crap.
Can I tell you what happened?

Well, um... for starters,
I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom, and as I was pulling my pants down, my phone swan dived into the toilet.

and... it just.. yeah.
SO THAT WAS FUN.
This had never happened to me before. I knew of the rice bag trick thing, so I instantly did that and waited til the next day. I plugged it in, and it made this cackling, fizzy noise? Fett was here and he asks me if I took the phone apart to let everything inside dry out...

THANK GOODNESS FOR INSURANCE. That deductible was a bitch, though. Definitely not in the budget, and had to put aside some stuff I was looking forward to. Life, you a bitch sometimes. Things could've been a lot worse though, and I realize that. My phone would be here in two days, and in the mean time I could utilize my old Droid phone to access the internets while away from the abode.

My phone comes in



I do this. exactly. 

First thing I do is insert the old SIM card and micro SD. Turn that baby on and set everything up.
IT DIDN'T READ THE SD CARD.  I made sure it was wiped clean and everything. Nothing =[

Huge bummer. Huge, huge bummer. Wanna know why?
Lets rewind a little bit to last weekend.
I was working and didn't get out til 9:30 at night, but Fett told me that his parents were having a Halloween Party, and we should be there. So, I went home and got changed into something not work clothes-y. They were having a sci-fi theme, and I totally didn't have anything sci-fi, so I cheated and wore my scleras and just told everyone I was a background character out of Buffy.

I show up to be greeted by Mandalorian Slave Boy. And his parents house completely re-decorated for the party. It looked awesome, and the work they put into everything was incredible.

 They put up 'dungeon walls' all throughout the living room and into the kitchen!

 SO CUTE. And there were pumpkins everywhere!

 Snacks at the dining table. All sorts! 

 More snacks in the kitchen. Look at this! That's humus!

 eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! ^____________^

 I LOVED THESE. SO. MUCH.

All of the jell-o there was infused with vodka. 

You guys, I had like 6 shots LOL

Plus a syringe shot, plus some of the brain mold jell-o.

GET IT?! THEY'RE SHOT? BECAUSE THEY'RE IN SYRINGES?!

And normally, I absolutely hate syringes, but these were too fucking cute to pass up.

 Seriously. 

So. awesome.

His mom is a wizard.

 I had all blue jell-o shots. And they had gummy eyes at the bottom. 

There were a lot of people there! I got to meet some family friends, it was all really fun and everybody was cool.

Guys... his parents.. were Sarah Connor and the Terminator.

 SHE IS SO CUTE

 AND THAT'S JOHN CONNOR STICKING OUT.

 AND JANNIEL WAS MY FAVORITE BECAUSE LOOK HOW ADORABLE SHE LOOKS.

She made this costume herself!! Bought the fabric and fur and made her vest and hood and everything. She looked great. I encouraged her to attend cons. She she'd fit right in.

 x__________x

 I made him flash me. And he wins everything.

because Frank-N-Furter.

Fett's dad had some cool fx going on, as did his mommy!

Fun Fact: he used to be a DND nerd and gifted Fett a huge box of old comics he used to collect. 

The nerd-dom runs in the family.

they weren't even drunk.

 Fett's brother's face in this photo makes me lol

SO LIKE, IN THE LIVING ROOM, HIS PARENTS HAVE A DANCE POLE INSTALLED. AND LIKE, FRANK-N-FURTER WERKED IT

SO, HERE WE SEE FRANK-N-FURTERS ASS AS HE GLIDES DOWN THE POLE BENT AT A 90 DEGREE ANGLE.

 And that sexy, graceful spread-eagle landing

 aw shit get it girl

 They had a DJ. Their living room looked like a club, lol.

 Guys. After a few shots, I sat in the living room and watched as everyone danced around the pole, when Fett's mommy comes over and I'm sitting there encouraging to dance! She tells me that she's taken lessons and knows a few things, so I'm like AW YEAH QURL, WERK IT. but she was like nuuu, nuu I caaann't, so I was like 

AIGHT QURL. LEMME TAKE ANOTHER SHOT, AND I'LL DANCE WICHU. 

And she was like OKAY!!

So I was all, AIGHT. HANG AHN. BERYEBACK

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. 

Janniel came over and joined us

We were sloppy as fuk. And I climbed that pole, as graceful as a box of asthmatic geese. Janniel saw me and came over to push me up. Wearing shorts helped get a better grip with my thighs, but that came at the price of a hellish agony. Probably exactly what the fires in hell feel like... ON YOUR THIGHS.

Once I was up there, I started squawking WHAT DO I DO

and held on like a wet cat. People began encouraging me to do something fancy, but all I could do was go HALP and look like a clump of pitty clinging on for dear life.
So Janniel and Fett's mommy spun the pole! THAT WAS A FEEL.
And it got me to slide down the pole finally with the mesmerizing grace of a chair. I sat my ass down and had a one-on-one with my equilibrium. Get your ass back here. I'm drunk, damnit. Come back please.

Then Fett's mommy climbed the pole! We pushed her up all the way and she swayed around a little before I spun the pole with her on it XD everyone was like

The whole time this was happening, Fett was standing in the kitchen watching this catastrophe go down in his living room, bless his heart. That man's got the patience of a corpse.
We were cheering her on when she finally slid down the pole. When she came back down, we resumed our fabulous moves around the pole. She showed me some things she learned in her class, and I wowed everyone with my amazing skill of swaying in directions, failing awkwardly. We were a mess, laughing hysterically at every attempt we made, which was absolutely awful.
 but you know

We gave the pole a break, and I walked off to the kitchen for more jell-o. Fett was there looking at me with a smile that made me feel more poor than I already am. Then I noticed in the hallway his dad was getting molested

He chased him all the way to his bedroom like a BAWS

Towards the end of the night they held a costume contest! Frank-N-Furter and Magenta announced the winners!

I forget all the categories, but here were some of the winners. Fett also was one of them :P

His parents won best duo! 

LOOKIT HIS MOMMY'S DANCER SHOES XD

She totally switched into them for pole stuff because "they're grippy!", hahahaha

 Group photo! 

lol @ Dr. Frankie

This pretty girl kept everyone company in the living room.

STAR WARS MEET UP.

That's totally his uncle.

^____^

Some of Fett's friends showed up later

I love her costume so much, lol

AND MAYBE I ASKED FETT'S MOM TO MAKE ME A DRINK LATER.

Funny thing is, I don't normally drink! Even if I'm out somewhere, it just doesn't appeal much to me. If I'm not driving, I'll have maybe a beer or a washington apple to sip on for the entire night (tastes yummy). But I always drive, so... that's not very often.

This time I went for it because I felt I was in great, trusting familiar company. My place wasn't too far away, and Fett could drive us back because he doesn't drink. Yay for relaxed, silly fun things!

His dad goes, lol "I could tell you're drunk because you're more talkative!" haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yeaaaaaaaaaah

I'm a giddy drunk. I get giggly and think everything is funny and become really outgoing. The total opposite of normal, sober Cynth.

OH, DOCTOR!

As everyone was heading out since it was getting late, Fett's momma and I got to talking about certain events (Sanctuary and Ruin Hollywood) for them to attend. I think they'd really enjoy it, and told her all about some of the fun thingies they'd see there. She seemed into it. Good talk ;)
We bonded ^_^



SO YOU SEE, ALL OF THESE PHOTOS WERE LOST. Where? I don't know. In SD hell maybe.
But for like 3 days, I was super bummed out because everything was gone. I told her as soon as I would make this post I'd let her know so she could see all the photos! Then WHAM, that same night, Fett drove us back here... I had to piss like a racehorse, and then.. that happened.
Peeing could be expensive, guys. Be careful. I don't remember much else moving forward. I remember putting my phone in a bag of rice, and then getting comfy and flopping on my bed to pass out. And Fett ... existing. lol.... >___>

YEAH.
But then a few days later, in one last ditch effort to try to see if I could get anything off my SD card, I took it out of my phone and tried to see if I could put it in my computer, but forgot I didn't order my comp with a micro SD port =[ So... boo.
I put it back in my phone and started it up, disappointed. AND IT READ THE SD CARD?
My phone was like... oh hey, so like.. there's this card and stuff.. do you like, wanna format it?
and I was like WHAT? NO. And it was like ALRIGHT. WELL, IT'S THERE AND THERE'S STUFF ON IT. and I was like... NO SHIT, PHONE. THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU. and phone was like, OH. WELL, OKAY. HERE.

EVERYTHING'S ON THERE

And that's what happened.

Agenda:

Oct 29 - Dark Harbor with my friend Pamela

Oct 31 to Nov 2nd - Comikaze

Nov 8 - Blizzcon for a few hours thanks to my friend Jarod, and crashing the after parties

Nov 13 - resubbing to WoW for Warlords of Draenor!

Dec 1 - officially moved to a new place!