How's it goin? Hope we all had a funtastical Christmas, yes? Fuckin merry as all hell, right?
Good.
Grats, I'm happy for you.
WHAT A FUN YEAR 2016 HAS BEEN, HAS IT NOT?
Golly.
Well, as the New Year approaches and my 5 week hell begins (winter quarter), I figure I better dump a bunch of my little adventures here before I utterly hate life.
These are only a few, and are pretty back dated. But, delightful nonetheless ^^
At the beginning of this month, Ponies and I decided to go watch Bad Santa 2.
We talk so much shit omg
And eat, and later stopped by Barnes & Noble
and I accidentally got these.
And I didn't take a picture, but Monster Musume vol 9 and 10 were there, but I didn't wanna blow a shit ton of money on manga all at once, so I put them back.
And Ponies sneakily bought vol 9 for me
T_____T HE'S SUCH A GOOD FRIEND
This manga btw is fucked up it's one of my favs.
Another one i really like is XXXHolic, which is also kinda messed up, but differently.
Pet Shop of Horrors is also pretty messed up.
One day I'm gonna get the Uzumaki book tho.
ONE DAY.
I wannit :(
weird manga ftw
ANYWHO.
We got ice cream, and then had tea. and he wouldn't let me go through his Tinder, so I said if he let me pick girls for him I'd install Tinder on my phone and he could be a judgemental bitch with guys for me. So we did that
I picked some good ones for him. He's so lucky to have me
(he did pretty good with mine too. but he knows my tastes so it doesn't count!)
I uninstalled it a day later until my friend found me on there, told me, and i realized i had to deactivate it to delete myself from it (because i'm a dumbass).
Tinder is funny.
FROM THERE,
T'was ramen tiem with le Doge
He heard of this other shop that he wanted to check out because the logo was cute, lol
dat pre-ramen face doe
jk that's his actual face
He's such a breath of fresh air. He's like my angry uncle that I need or else I'll just run into traffic and die. He yells at me, and I appreciate him so much for it.
Now, this place... does have a very cute logo. That much is true.
However, I had beef with the ramen itself.
The presentation was beautiful... look at it.
but NAH.
too oily. like... I didn't finish it =\ (i know)
and the eggs were cold in the middle, son. That's a no no!
The waiters were cute tho
i hate myself
And because it was really cold out, we went tooooooo......
old reliable, Cha2o
for milk tea and boba
look at this window display who did this
We just walked around forever. People were so drunk omg.
Doge's snarkiness gives me life.
I feel like if Doge and Ponies became friends, they'd just absolutely wreck everyone. And I'm so sad that they don't know each other because that kind of content is so good, yet so rare.
Smart, snarky people are so important.
FOLLOWING THAT,
I headed over to Smiley's. It was late and I didn't wanna drive up in traffic the next morning, so he let me crash there. He set up a thing for a few of us to go have dim sum the next morning! ^_^
I read manga while he played Overwatch waiting for his friend to get there.
YUP.
So out of everyone he invited, it turned out to be just the 3 of us. Which was fine. Just meant more food for us!
I've never been to a Dim Sum place where you have a menu. We were all used to the carts, where you're just like, i want dat one! and they hand it to you and that's it.
Okay I lied.
I just remembered this place my ex's family took us to in Pasadena. They had a menu thing too.
ANYWAY
We didn't know wtf we were getting
So Smiley sought out council from Yelp
Yelp responded with pictures.
This sort of helped
fuck it we were hungry
snap chat assholes lololol
We got so much food omg you guys
It hurt so good.
He was trying to read the reciept.
Clearly that says shoe.
dick hat
cankle skin
Round Won
V I C T O R Y
Omg we got back to Smiley's and we couldn't move we felt sick
the only logical thing to do was nap, lol
massive food coma
I'd never been more excited to go home though.
Mochi was waiting for meeeee!
Also, yeah. Last year I ate 4 of these, lol. This year I only got two because... they're not cheap T_T
But trust me when I say I have no shame sitting at my comp, gaming, and digging fruitcake out of the box with my bare hands and stuffing it into my face.
This is winter break. Let me have this lol
Sadly, when I went back yesterday to the spanish store, they were out :(
Also, this really sucks sometimes and she gets me killed a lot.
hi.
So, like. Disneyland is doing their Christmas thingie. I hadn't been back in a few weeks.
I'd been wanting to check it out but just never got around to it because Overwatch. =\
It's pretty cute. The characters dress up in themed clothes and whatnot.
I was gonna say holiday but that's totally useless because it's christmas themed.
But the dry spell was fixed when..
HOMIE FROM BURBANK HIT ME UP.
Sup HFB.
Also, we're calling him Balls now.
I tweeted about it. Shh.
mukbang roflmao
omg you guys have no clue the hell i put him through.
there's this photo app, right.
it's called beauty cam.
a lot of cosplayers use it and those kind of apps are huge in japan and korea atm.
if you don't follow me on instagram, i'm sorry for your loss.
his face was priceless.
in the photos.
idk why he's still my friend
such festive
WE WENT TO SEE ANI
He seemed so angry. I think he thought we were sand?
Silly Ani.
ANGNANGANGANGNAGN
The goal was to get on Haunted Mansion no matter what. Because they make it all cute like with Nightmare Before Christmas stuff!
why are we friends lolol
See the cute!?
So cute ^_^
It's hard to take pictures on a moving buggy with low lighting :(
But once our mission was accomplished, we went to check out California Adventure! The lines in Disneyland were too stupid, so we split.
I bought a stupid Ortensia headband at the Oswald shop.
Everyone was wearing Minnie ears and I'm stubborn and dumb so naturally...
I MADE BALLS WEAR IT :D
Ortensia would kick Minnie's ass any day out of the week hokay
Not only that, but Ortensia's a cat. She would eat that bitch ass mouse for FUN.
ok calming down. sorry.
We went on the Little Mermaid ride and talked shit about how wrong the story is. That was fun.
Look.
The thing you have to understand is that Hans Christian Andersen's stories were already for children.
No matter how fucked up they were (to our standards).Back in those days, kids weren't little bitches. So the fact that Disney took the Little Mermaid and bitch'd it up for bitch ass kids, when it was already a kids story, is like...
It's a good lesson if you ask me. Don't get your tongue ripped out, or body changed, or do crazy shit to try to win a man's heart.
Because you'll die.
And if that's not the most important (and kinda feminist) fucking message ever, I don't know what is.
Like... Hans knew what was up. He probably had a daughter who wanted some fuck boy and so he wrote this. Actually idk that that's totally made up BUT WHO KNOWS
ANYWAY.
We were pooped after a while so Balls was like, lets chill in the hotel!
We were there just kickin it on the couches and enjoying the atmosphere for like an hour. Drinking hot chocolate. It was pretty dope.
I felt like I was in a Home Alone movie.
We split after a while. It was a cool day. Cold, too.
HI MOCHI BUTT
She's evil you guys. You have no idea.
She crashed into my FACE going mach 2 and scratched my nose.
She's also woken me up before with a smack to my eye, claws out.
And she likes to attack my arms.
And everything in my room.
sigh.
She's cute though.
Oh. So one night, I was looking at Symmetra skins and thought,
"I totally have all that, kinda" looking at her Vamp skin.
So I did a closet cosplay of that.
I went to lay down for a MINUTE and Mochi was like OKAY GOODNIGHT RIGHT HERE BYE
And my friend wanted me to make him a Vault Boy sooooo...
Ponies and I went to go watch Rogue One again because we're trash.
I called him a Star Wars fan boy.
"I'm not a fan boy, I'm a Jedi."
But first, Ramen.
I cried again.
Figuring that I know what happens already, didn't really think I was going to be as affected.
BOY WAS I WRONG.
Lengua street tacos at 2 am?
Only with Oppa.
My coworker's birthday was 3 days before Christmas so I made this quick little thing for her.
She's taken up calligraphy! It was last minute, but wanted it to be personal. She liked it :D
And then I started making a miniature of Hanzo's dragons, cuddling. I don't like how they came out though. I'll probably do another one.
Winter break has been a lot more relaxed than the last few months have been. I've stayed in a lot. Which has helped with saving money. This is good because school. I owe that to Overwatch, though lol. Frankly I much rather stay in and game than go out much. Being able to just go to work and come home and chill has been so nice. I wish I could just do that all the time lol. It's so nice!
Some big stuff is gonna happen in January. Huge one is with my mom. I can't elaborate but... ugh I just hope. For stuff.
Hoping for stuff. Yeah.
Ahhhhh I'm transforming and it hurts :(((((
WELL. I hope everyone had a nice xmas vacation so far!
I got to see Star Wars and got a new Symmetra skin :D
I've way more stuff to show you! But for now, it'll have to wait. My drunk friend is in town and I have to see him lol :3
HAPPY NEW YEAR and and and and..
DRIVE SAFELY don't be dumb and eat merrily!
omg i'm gonna die from these cramps k byyyyyye