Brain Fart of 2012

Today I was going through my twitter replies because my phone is retarded, and started scrolling through older ones until I finally came up on this little gem:

"Is a 9 month old baby showing too much skin?"

 (A real argument used against an adult, scantily-clad dressed woman who rages at men that hit on her at clubs because of her clothes-- no joke.)

This is probably going to go up on my top 10 most awesome quotes of all time because it's such an extremist point of view that you can't even react fast enough to override the massive brain fart this question forces your brain to do to relieve itself from exploding.
I made the same comparison in the most serious bsns voice I could muster to my co-workers, just to see if I was a dick for thinking that to be so awesome and hilarious, and they looked at me, smirked, blinked at each other and started laughing. One of them asked me if I was being serious. I said yes.

An equally extremist answer would've been, Yes; to a pedophile. Which one of my co-workers snidely remarked with. While laughing.

So the real question here is... Would a pedophile's wang even fit? HHMMMMMM...

Thank you,

TotalBiscuit.