Innappropriate

   Java has unleashed a virus in one of their updates. I was unaware, but it has been about 2 weeks since and many users have been affected. Anyone with Avast... I suggest you run a boot scan on your system and neutralize that shit post haste. If you don't have Avast... I don't know what to tell you. Maybe don't not have Avast? But it's been giving Rot problems lately, so he uninstalled it. However my comp runs just fine, and so does Josh's. Who knows? So I am writing from my adorable little saving grace. I was a saving grace last night to one of my candles. It was awful.

Sometimes I'll burn my candles on an uneven surface and forget how much of a bad idea it is. Not just aesthetically but apparently functionality! The wax completely melt-flooded the wick and dried over it. I had to go in and rescue it with a stove lighter thing before it made my room any uglier.

It was so out of whack that the wick I rescued was burned away, and once I lit the remaining wick, the wax would instantly melt and put the pathetic little flame out.
So I had to carve a bunch of wax out :(

But it works now! And I have this smelly ball of red wax on my desk to play with. I'm not sure what to do with it yet.

Here's me looking all sexy. Cross-eyed, Popeye mouth is the new sexy. Bringing it back.

Here are some charms I made recently. I can't even handle the Ewok. It came out so much cuter than I had in mind omg.

UGH.

CUTE, RIGHT? IT'S LITTLE CHEEKS

This is Winx. He has wings and blinks weird because his eyes are sewn in and he only has one tooth and he likes quiet upside down walks on stalactites.

This Frappuccino is a piece for my boss! I tried to print out a tiny logo, but I couldn't find one small enough without the Starbucks print around the mermaid... which I have to cut out due to copyright reasons. I wonder if they'd do something if they saw it say Starbucks on it O_o.

CUTENESS ABOUND. It's sleepy-time Cthulhu ^^

My room is nothing like R'lyeh, but I suited him up to be as comfy as possible for his dreamy time. He fancying napping as much as he does and all. :D HEE

FUNNIEST INAPPROPRIATE ACCIDENTAL JOKE EVER.

My roommate is gaming in the living room as I walk towards the kitchen for some soup. I ask him if he wants to see my charms, he says yes. So as I walk back out with them in my hands I go... ;

"...One of them reminds me of (unnamed junkie we both know)"

he goes: "does it have a needle in it's arm or something?" *loling*

"No.... It's just a needle." *shows him*

*uproarious laughter ensues*

If that's not funny then get the stick out of your ass and read it again until it is.


Yesterday I ran a bunch of errands. One of which was going to Michaels for supplies. Since Bat's Day is a go I decided that I'm going to need a lot of black clay. So I got this bad boy.

I normally get the 2 ounce blocks. I have another spare 2 oz block in addition to the scrap that I'm currently using, so I'm pretty confident this'll get me lots of cute little merchies to sell.

Oh! In a few weeks I'll be in San Francisco visiting one of my bestestestest friends! Jurdaaaan. He just moved to SF from Philly. We dated in high school but remained bffs. He's like a girlfriend, but more rational. It's kind of unbelievable that he lives there now. SF is always a good time. He said we can go shopping at H&M :D Woot!!

time for cookies and WoW :3