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I just have to ask;
What the hell does Starcraft II
have anything to do with going back to school?


If anything wouldn't investing more time during school into SCII be a bad thing, considering how, I don't know, there are things to study for and homework assignments to complete, and that thing that you have to go to, what is it? Oh yeah, SCHOOL.





WELL KIDS, You heard it here first. Go back to school   P R E P A R E D --with a new copy of Starcraft II for all your studying needs! Now half off because FUCK our publisher needs the sales!
I mean... what?

Side effects may include nausea, dizziness, itching, loss of friends, lower grades, vomiting, weight gain, nerd rage, mom agro, furious masturbation while crying, and failing your classes. Consult your dad if any side effects occur.