Booty

Lazy Sunday began early today. 

   Omg you guise it's been raining here more than L.A. has ever seen and I love it. It feels like an actual season that isn't gross!

This morning I woke up at Fett's. He split for work and I started my morning with a visit to my old work. My haggard ass needed it.

Nom, nom, nom!
Contrary to what some people say, I actually enjoy the caramel flan flavor. It's probably because growing up, my mom made us flan lol. I fucking love flan. Not the box shit; she'd make it all from scratch and it was effing delicious. I think the flavor comes pretty close.

I also got another package in the mail!

I got a new handheld with an old Zelda game. So I had to get a new Zelda game, duh. Thanks, Ebay! ^_^. Got it waaaaaaaaaaaaaay cheaper than what they had at Fry's and Best Buy, so the guilt is less shitty.   Shhh.... let me enjoy this...


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My favorite club night was last night! I told myself I was gonna go no matter what, and that almost didn't happen, not surprisingly. But I mean it's once a month so... c'maaaaaahn. Cynthia, staaaaaahhp and just gooooooo, c'maaaaaahn..

So I went with BURHURMURRRRR. Also know as Bahemoth. It just sounds better as BURHURMURRRRR to me, idk. I hadn't seen the guy in forevs, and he's another sculpey user that likes tentacles. One day I'll be able to sculpt the way he does. TURNS OUT HE JUST DESTROYS THEM ONCE HE'S DONE, UGH. He cray. Despite my level of craft with my miniatures, there's plenty left to learn. There's always plenty to learn! YAY LEARNING (about things I like and not like.. math and stuff)

He does stuff, if you care.

So he came over and we chatted while I finished getting ready. He's helped me pick out finishing touches to my outfits in the past. I think it's because of his hair?

We were hungry because bananas. So in lieu of the circumstances and for reasons, Hooters seemed appropriate. Not that Hooters it not ever appropriate for everything ever, but that it was especially perfect for this occasion. Because boobies. and we ate like fat kids.

 There's a little history FYI on how Hooters started you guise.

1983... humble beginnings boobs..

 What about my 6 day old tongue piercing?

 Fuck it.

 Our waitress was probably the friendliest person I've ever spoken to in my entire life, ever.

Her name was Corbin ♡

She wrote it out exactly like this on a napkin for us in case we forgot. Which was totally reasonable because I totally would've. No thanks to her very ginormous manners and bouncy personality which coupled well with her super charismatic people skills. I totally would've forgotten.

BURHURMURRR wasn't impressed. Probably because he's such a BALLER look at him

Yeah. We left with full tummies and learned that there's actually a Hooters pageant thing that .... is real. Like a whole bunch of Hooters girls compete to be the best at.... something really useful to society, I'm sure, and get crowned and titled Miss Hooters. It's wonderful

Then we split for Le Club.
Originally we were gonna hit up Complex and Bar Sinister. He was gonna go to Bar Sin, and my plans were to just go to Complex, but..... it was unanimous that Bar Sinister is nauseating, and he decided that Complex would be the best choice; which it totally was. 

We danced our BOOTIES off. The best thing about these goth clubs is that you can flail all kinds of busted drunken hell and it's still fine and goes with the music, generally.

With this logic, my shyness was dormant this night, and the flailing commenced thusly.

Eating shit on wet concrete in the high maintenance shit stompers equipped upon my feetsies was one of my few expectations last night. 

Of course, I was let down.

Figures.

We had a good time though. He even got out on the dance floor with me and got jiggy.

We also went outside to take silly pictures.

MISTER BROODNESS BY A POINTY GATE ALL DRAMATIC AND SERIOUS.

I told him to pose and this is what he did.

He captured this in mid laugh. This wasn't erased off my phone because look at it.

I look like a total idiot, and he has Jim Carrey brows.

Omg you guise. The coolest thing ever is happening right now. I think Lauren is recording an audition in her room and she sounds really cool, lol.

... damn. lol.

She's a voice over actress so like... she's really good at it, haha. I've never heard her record an audition and I totally hope she doesn't mind me mentioning it XD

ANYWHO, we left once we felt that we satisfied the flailing status-quo. 

 He dropped me off, at which point I hauled ass into my apartment, straight into my bathroom, took off a ton of shit and drove over to Fett's and passed out. Which brings me to this morning's pixelated drivel. 

AND NOW I PRESENT TO YOU in the rawest form ever possible:  

Vanity. 

I JUST WANT BIG BEAUTIFUL DUCK LIPS

AM I DOING IT RIGHT 

The photo above this one was a little too serious

Gotta take it down a notch.

Also, day 7 of tongue piercing healing process! I can eat solids almost pain free :D

Concluding this post, I return to my day off to indulge in more of The L Word (for Shane, basically) and resume where I last left off on my Rogue. I hope everyone has a good weekend!

THIS ZELDA GAME IS GONNA BE AWESOME ^___^