Tissue Grafting WOO

   Have you ever had a piece of yourself cut and pasted onto another part of yourself before? If you have, that's cool. If not, me neither. FRIENDSHIP. It's not something I'm excited about, but uh, if I bruise enough, I can show up to work on Monday with a mask ^_^ 

HERE'S HOPING I LOOK BUSTED

The worst thing about this is that because it's in my mouth, my solid food intake is going to drastically be reduced by like 90%. No more going out to dinner for a few weeks for me. Unless it's like a jell-o and ice cream bar. Which frankly doesn't even sound awful. In fact, that's like, good. That's good. I wannit. Omg my mom used to make jello with milk and it was SO NOTEWORTHY. Delicious, even. ANYWAY YEAH, so that should be interesting. 

Best thing about all this is that I can still eat durian like a brat. SPEAKING OF- can we... take a moment?

   (i got another one :\)

look. 

it's delicious ok

is this going to be a post about durians? you know what it might be. it might be. BUT EVEN IF IT WAS, there's nothing wrong with that because look AT THIS THING 

*WHAT HAPPENED IN NATURE TO MAKE THIS FRUIT EVOLVE INTO A GIANT HARD STINKY DEATH SAC that's what is most curious to me.

Like, look at it. How much would it absolutely suck so much if you were just walking somewhere and this thing fell on your head bone?
Additionally, for emphasis, I accidentally stabbed myself on the husk while grabbing it with a towel. Pain receptors did a good job. And a tiny piece of a spike came off and lodged itself into my finger. It's like the ultimate fruit stigmata. 

This time while cutting it open, I tried not to mess up the flesh inside by driving the knife too deep. She explained dryly. 
#contextmatters

It didn't smell bad! In fact, it didn't smell at all. And... I realized how off-putting the flesh and the whole process really can be. It looks horrific. If I had to compare the flesh in the pods to anything, it'd probably be embalmed lobes of the liver. Lungs even. Dead lungs.             SO  FUN

Appetizing! I'm so fascinated by this fruit. It's... an insane creation of nature. what the fu

So, moving on.
While California is on fire or feels like we live in a whole fire, we've been making good use of our pool. By we, I mean boyfriend.

The pool is ours, and I feel like we should use it more often, but ever since Hawaii, I'm mortified of exposing myself so vulnerably to UV rays, in basically liquid UV mirrors of death. Or "water" as he calls it.

nope.

But I'll get in once the sun goes down. ^_^

I will admit that the water looks pleasant. BUT ALAS, THE MEMORIES OF BURNING AND EDEMA ARE STILL FRESH. Can't. Won't.



Noodles:

These were my farewell noodles. I miss them already. Even tho I've been on a Pho kick, it'll never replace my affections for Ramen. Can't. Won't.

Also, real quick. I just need to talk about how much the Blood Trolls in Battle for Azeroth have captured my heart.

And lifestyle;

They get me

 bat friend

People from work are pushing for me to cosplay a Blood Troll for Blizzcon. I might. It wouldn't be too much of a challenge, I just gotta get over you know, the part where I'd have to be basically naked in front of hundreds of people THAT I SEE AT WORK EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK, THAT'S ALL




uuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggh. I want to but I always say that and then get halfway through finishing the cosplay and then get discouraged for whatever reason and never complete it. We'll just say maybe lol. I'd need so much help with body paint though, ugh.


WE SHALL SEE.

goodbye food.
RIP my happiness.
It's fine, I got Sims 4 on sale to cling onto while I eat water and medication