Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Anime Expo 2014

  There's a massive pile of clean laundry on my bed that has been untouched for 3 days.

Guess what I'm doing instead?

Yuh. I'm here, writing. About Anime Expo.
Was gonna get cereal, but that's fine. I'll starve. It's okay.

SO.

Hey guise!

Where do we begin?
Anime Expo is a 4 day event, starting on Thursday and bleeding into Sunday, gradually becoming less saturated. This is a massive con. It's probably one of my favorites, with Comikaze being my first.

Last year I had the awesome opportunity to accompany Lauren to Anime Expo and was guided through the other end of the spectrum-- the industry side. There, she introduced me to many of her colleagues, invited me to post con industry thingies, and wouldn't ya know it, I even got a kiss from Vic Mignona. I got it strictly on Eric Vale's behalf, though. It was the right thing to do.

THIS year, I was there with Fett, wandering the halls like awkward nomads like pros.
We attended Friday, Saturday, and Sunday this year. Only this year the lines were incredibly dumb.
They were incredibly dumb because attendance was 80k. Last year it was 60k.

We totally didn't get our badges prior to the con. We just showed up and waited in the pre-registration line for like an hour and a half to get in. Saw lots of neat cosplay though. Also, very awkward.



F R I D A Y | -  d a y  II

We got there around noon and found parking-- luckily!
It was here that Fett transformed into Tingle. I envy him so much for how little time his character requires. He got into his suit, and I did his make up.
Fett was in cosplay- I was not.
The lines weren't labeled very well because of all the people the staff had to organize, but eventually we figured it out. A staff member directed us to the pre-registration line with a simple "by the 3 palm trees"







We waited in line, and finally got in around 2:15.
My cosplay at Comikaze proved to be a bit of a hassle to maneuver around with because of the length of the gown, so I opted to wear it just one day for this event. 
We didn't necessarily do anything in particular, other than wander around and get stopped a lot because of Fett's cosplay.


This was us on Friday.


We ran into the issue of where to get food. As some of you may have read, a thing that I look forward to at cons is the mexican taco stand. For SOME ungodly reason, there wasn't one there this year. They also did away with the Starbucks stand and replaced it with some hippy coffee shit. This threw me off like you wouldn't believe, lol. Eventually I settled for chicken strips and fries.







 You guise remember Mr. Flower?!
He was there too! In a mask, of course. What else? haha
It was good to run into him! I'm sure I'll also see him again during HHN when Lauren and I go back :D







 Friday, as well as Saturday, we spent the majority of our time in the halls where most cosplayers were hanging out. Not so much on the vendor floor. We'd stop in there for maybe a quick stroll then quickly find ourselves back in the South Hall. 

One of the things I really enjoy about cons is seeing the cosplay and creative designs people come up with to manifest their favorite characters. A doubly cool thing is that Fett is the same way. We'll go for the experience, which for us personally is seeing all the different types of cosplay.. and maybe some loot, but mostly for the cosplay.






 I love her. She makes the best, most accurate Snow White.












 SO. GOOD.







 D'awwww it's Kent :B
We always run into each other ^_^


 So many ladies wanted selfies with Tingle! haha :P



 Chel was there with Anthony! 
Remember at Long Beach Comic Expo I posted a photo of a Big Daddy and a Little Sister? That was them :3 This time they came as Elizabeth with a Song Bird. I was like ommmmmghaaad.


 IT'S. SONGBIRD.
WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT SONGBIRD


 OH MY GOD LOOK WHO I FOUND.
NEVER EVER EVER HAVE I SEEN A RE-DEAD COSPLAY. 
Her costume was simple but still brilliant. She was a favorite of mine. This was really cool. I hated those fuckers in OoT.

http://www.flyingomelette.com/oddities/pics/zelda/redead.jpg




 We found D-Piddy! Haha. Not surprisingly, he was trolling as Luigi with a shell and his Death Stare. 


 We went to go say hi and he told us about some stuff that happened, but I was just glad to have found him. He was filming in that particular area for that day because it was so crowded and he had his little Go-Kart. The video is hilarious.


If you're unfamiliar with why he went with this... please see below, lol.






S A T U R D A Y |  d a y III



GOD.
This was probably one of the most stressful mornings I've had in a long time. All due because of my cosplay. Funny story; 
 This time around I decided to go a different approach with her bandages. She's bandaged the fuck out. Each of her fingers are even bandaged individually, and last time I had a lot of trouble keeping the gauze in place. It would slide off entirely or just not stay wrapped for very long, or unravel, and it looked ghetto and ugly. So, now, I used self adhesive gauze that smelled like a corpse, as well as a white morph suit to wear underneath. This was for the purpose of fastening the gauze to the suit as an additional reinforcement so it wouldn't undo, or even shift. 
That Friday night I got the genius idea of pre-wrapping my suit to save some time the next morning. So, I put on the morph suit, and Fett spent a good amount of time wrapping both my arms entirely. 
We fastened the gauze with safety pins. Everything looked good. The only issue now was what to do when I had to piss. So he cut out a thing for me, lmao. That was fun.
And then cut out the neck because her gown has a specific cut around her neck. WE WERE GOOD TO GO, RIGHT? Sure.
We gently pulled off the sleeves, gauze in place and everything. Set it aside for tomorrow, and went to bed.

The next morning, I got up at 8, did her make-up, put on the wefts of hair, reapplied the white strands on the side, and then went to go put on the morph suit.
GUESS WHAT. MY ARMS WOULDN'T FIT. Like a dumbass, I thought this was a good idea. yeah, it wasn't. It felt like trying to slide on a really really really tight glove. It just was not. Working. At all.
We were both frustrated-- me because plans were disrupted, him because of the time he put into doing this last night. So... he undid all the wrapping :(
I put on the morph suit properly, and he wrapped everything again from the beginning. This set us back significantly. It sucked. Was pretty bummed about that, but... I guess we learned a thing or two about this. Next time I won't make as many mistakes with this as I did this time around. Thankfully the gauze was really cheap. 
Then when I put on the gown, it seemed off. Like, it wouldn't sit right on my shoulders, so he had to safety pin it to my morph suit. But my morph suit kept shifting around because of how it was cut around my neck. Guess how frustrated I was. 
So was he. We just wanted to get going.

Finally we leave.
Could not find parking to save our lives. So we ended up going to this wonky little hole in the wall public parking thing with a dirt road by an underpass that was gated off, lol. Fortunately, we weren't the only ones who were desperate.
The guy that told us where to park had us squeeze into this stupid little spot at the very end of the alley, right next to barbed wire. Good times.
Again, it took Fett like 15 minutes to get ready, right there. I did his make up and we were ready to go.
We got there just before 2-- just in time for the Legend of Zelda meet up!













 My favorite Ganon!!! He had Gerudos with him this time--- so cuuuuute ^_^


 ACURATE YOUNG LINK IS ACURATE. 
THAT DEKU SHIELD THO




For the integrity of .... this entry.. I'll just say right now that I personally couldn't take any photos from Saturday. There were only a few, which were the select few that Fett captured for me.
Some of these are from Friday, still.
Most of the ones he captured you'll be able to tell... because he's a little obsessed with Kingdom Hearts. Ha!














Saturday was the most crowded day in the world. Oh my god. We didn't even touch the show floor. Nope.
Wait, just kidding. I think we strolled through there like... ONCE. And then we were like fuck this, lets go back out to the floor.



















 boobs.




 SO. CUTE.



 This was from when we went into the cosplay lounge to take a little break and ran into Chel and Anthony. They were assembling his Songbird suit and on their way to Masquerade things. 
Unfortunately, we didn't go tot he Masquerade. It was a separate event, with a separate fee, that we were very separated from.


First time seeing a Chef cosplayer. Really funny :P








 Saw these two again! I loooove theeeemmmm look at Professor Chaaaooossss
so cuuuuute ^__^


 WINNING.


YES.



 This group was really obnoxious. 
Especially the girl that appears to be getting choked. I wanted to fall on her head, but by throwing a chair at face to get her to shut up.



This was captured by a super talented photographer; Doug Stidham.
Took my breath away!
Go lookit lookit lookit! He's done a lot of cool shit. He shot Doug Bradley :O
Yeah. Remember that one time I totally kissed Pinhead?


 utilizing chopsticks for consumption: not the easiest task on the planet.
My thumb and thumb ass muscle got a crazy ouchie work out in the 15 minutes it took to eat that, lol.




CAN YOU NOT.
HOKAY. I GUESS.

Bois who came to me for photos I sort of wanted to involve them in her pose. 
Frankie's monster would hold her hand, or her arm, before she'd look at him like CAN YOU NOT DO THAT PLEASE STAHP
Some of them would do it, some wouldn't. He didn't. lol :P

I need to find a way to bring my hair in more!
There were so many compliments on my cosplay, but all I ever see are flaws! Haha
It was still really cool to see people be a little surprised to find a Bride there. It is Anime Expo, which is awesome. I love finding new Manga to pick up, and seeing all the stuff imported from Japan, but it's also branched out to much more than Japanese culture. Which can be cool, apparently. 

We ended our very long Saturday with the one and only panel we cared to attend; the Hentai voice-over panel. It began at 10:30. We got in line around 8. Yeah...
Thankfully though there wasn't much else going on, other than the club loung thing, but they didn't allow bags or backpacks of any kind so we were left with virtually nothing to do. We grabbed some ice cream and went to make ourselves comfortable. 

It was exactly what you'd imagine. They'd play Hentai with subtitles, and invite volunteers to come up and do the voices for them. Hilarious and awkward. So many boners. Of course there were the girls that indulged in their 5 minutes of fame, but the highlights imo were the people who made fun of the whole thing :D 
It was a great panel. I'm glad we decided to attend it!

S U N D A Y |  d a y  IV

We went as civilians and finally got there at a reasonable time. We also decided that Sunday would be shopping day! 




 I was really close to buying that. Fett was my voice of reason and talked me out of it. I'm pretty glad he did






 Sunday was significantly less crazy, as to be expected. Much less people in cosplay, and pretty much everyone wanted to do some shopping, or just didn't attend the last day.




 :DDD




We didn't buy a whole ton of stuff, but it was still nice to finally be able to chill and just walk around and look at what the vendors had, especially in Artist Alley. This year though everything was focused on Sailor Moon. I almost wish I didn't grow out of it, but I did =\


This is what I left with. A Lon Lon Milk candle (smells like sweet vanilla milk) first volume of Petite Cossette manga, and the first volume of the new Holic. I read through those so fast lol, ugh.


my boobies are ghosties cuz you can barely see em! hee!

best shirt ever!

Fett ended up getting a mountable Hyrulian sword replica and a tshirt.
We were pretty happy. 
We also ran into Jarod (South Park cosplayer, Jenkins the Griefer) but didn't get any photos this time around. It was remarkable that he managed to have the motivation to even attend, in spite of what he's experiencing. More props to him. It's always good to see him either way. 


We split around 5ish-- just from being beat and tired, and hungry, and sleepy and sore, and ugh. 
It was an awesome weekend. I was in my element with someone else who is just as awkward as me, socially, and we enjoyed it at a comfortable pace. Hooray! 
I had class the next morning, plus work. A harsh reality to come home to. Ohhhh well.

Next cons? So far it's only looking like
  • Comikaze
  • Long Beach Comic Con
  • Son of Monsterpalooza
Those will all hit around the same time around October/September.
I have another cosplay I'll be working on that I'm hoping to debut at Comikaze, but no promises. If not, Son of Monsterpalooza. It'd be more appropriate there anyway. Let's just say she's another classic horror character. ;)

Hint: not Bride of Chucky.... ew. tacky. (not even classic)


K i have to be up for class at 5am. GOOD NIGHT!

Friday, July 11, 2014

Fetishspell

  A few months ago, my friend Cynthia (yes, another one) asked me if I would assist her by being a part of her very first event. Being the awesome chick Cynthia is, of course I said yes!
She's a box of talent. Like, a big box. Not that she looks like a box. Or is big. It's a metaphor. She has a lot of talent. Need a big box to contain it. I'm pretty sure her box isn't big, either. THIS MAKES SENSE, RIGHT?


You know what? 

...Forget it.

She's talented. 

So, months later... the event is 2 weeks away. Right when my class starts and I begin to balance school and work. To be frank, I almost flaked. Reason was because I had an exam on Monday, and had zero time to study -- when I wasn't in school I was working, and vise-versa.
but.. I did not flake. I called her, and she sounded distressed, so I decided to cram everything Sunday night before the test Monday morning.
... I got a C. It is what it is. but, the event was good times. Messy, but good times.

Originally, She wanted me there by 6, but I tried to get some study time in real quick before leaving.
She had instructed a specific type of look... mostly very cute. Thankfully, this is an aesthetic I excel at. Who am I kidding? I play up to it alllll the time. So. No pro! ^_^

I did just that.
It was imperative that I didn't show up looking exhausted. Mind you I had work that morning at 4AM. Guess who didn't get to bed until 3AM?
YEAH.



Cute is my thing.

"sexy" can eat shit. 
There's a philosophy I have with "cute."
A deviant one.
I'm an adult, but ... there's no denying the taboos of certain attractions, amirite?
There's a thrill in it, one that Pedobear would appreciate a little more openly, but... 
no denying it. Otherwise there wouldn't be a market for it ;)

It's so easy to be "sexy." Just grab some heels, show enough skin and you have eyes on you. Done.
Too easy. 
Taboos are a bit more complicated, and also more fun!


The venue is by LAX. Traffic sucked, but once I got there it was immediately clear that I was the first to arrive. They wouldn't let me in. 
Sanctuary, because of the content, are very strict about who they allow access to go into the venue. Despite my telling them I was part of the show, they weren't having it. So, I waited a bit, and Cynthia showed up with a group of girls! Poor Cynthia looked tired, and stressed. She had a lot on her plate, and this was her first time promoting and running the event. 
We were led through the dark corridors, past several rooms, to a dressing room in the back. There, some of the girls unloaded their cosmetics, props, clothing, etc. Cynthia had brought with her a crazy amount of stuff including make-up and special effects stuff. Once we unloaded most of everything from her car she had us spread out large sheets of paper across the floor so as to not stain their carpet. 
Then the transformations began.


 I love her. She's so weird.


 Since I already had my make up and hair done, I was one of the last people to get dressed. So I just sat around for like 4 hours watching everyone else prepare, while babysitting Rubberbear :D





She had some people performing that evening. One was this gorgeous lady you see here; Wicked.
She's a violinist. And she looked awesome. The transformation was incredible. Cynthia did an amazing job with her. 

There was some belly dancing with wax play, burlesque, Nicki on violin, and Schno closing with a play session. There WAS supposed to be a singer... but she bailed right before it was time to start. 
The crappy thing was... she waited until the MUA finished her hair and make-up, and was completely dressed and ready to go before she walked in from the other dressing room and tells Cynthia she can't do the performance anymore. You guise should've seen Cynthia's face. It was shitty. 

TURNS OUT her boyfriend freaked, and didn't want to be there anymore.

Did I mention that Sanctuary is a fetish venue? It is. It's a thing. It's ... got fetish things and fetish people, and everyone's cool and awesome and nice and respectful and neato and friendly. I mean... I can't imagine what else they could've interpreted when Cynthia told her it was a fetish event. 
Did they think it was like... a hip hop club? Or something? LOL.  ugh.

Anyway... so that sucked, but she made it work. The show started a little later, but it all turned out fine.
My job... was to go on stage and present the performers with big written signs. Cynthia wanted me to be a mime :3  
I WUB MIMES. So I totally played up to this. And yeah. 
They revamped my make up to look more clown-like, but retained the cuteness. I waited for a while to get dressed into my show clothes.


 BEFORE & AFTER



So as showtime neared, Cynthia also had to get changed! 
We finally went out around midnight. She introduced herself on stage, having me follow behind her like a little pet, and the show began. 

Here's what I wore, annnnnnd the mess in the dressing room.


 You guys


 the selfies


 are real


There was a kiss mark on my shoulder and I didn't (and still don't) know how it got there.
Also, pink laces.


 :D


She looked beautiful omg. I wanted to take her home and like give her cat food and scratch her head like a normal, stable person would do. 

Unfortunately, throughout the show and event, it was forbidden to really go around and take photos unless you were given specific permission to do so by the staff. 
I feel that the reasons are pretty obvious as to why this is enforced (nudists and sex and identity things) but ... I just got some photos emailed to me from one of the photographers of the event! ^_^







The evening went on smoothly, despite the circumstances and finished with an awesome performance by Schno and his sub. I wish I could remember her name, but she was incredible. 
She took every blow like a boss, ironically.

Schno is always awesome to watch.
Also, my old roommate, Josh was there! I was really glad to see him ^_^
I put him on my guestlist but he had already pre-purchased a ticket. Which was cool for Cynthia I guess. He looked good! He went out and got fetish attire just for that night cuz he's awesome like that. I wish we could've taken a picture together but it didn't occur to me while I was doing stuff and running around for Cynthia. Next time! 

Anyway... the night kept going and I was beat. (Not literally, I wish.)
I was starting to get really sleepy, and had a long drive ahead of me still before I could finally drop dead on my bed and pass out, so I left a little earlier. 
I changed out of everything and organized the stuff I wore as much as I could, but the room was littered with all the cosmetics and props from everything that had been done that evening that it didn't seem to matter.
GIRLS! lol :P

Shady drive home. 
I was falling asleep at the wheel :( 

but... it was an awesome time. And there was pizza and a veggie tray! 
I got to see and meet some fun people, and even go a little mini shoot thingie. Still waiting for those shots, but once I get em I'll show em. 


|  m e a n w h i l e  |

I have two weeks of class left before break. It'll be kinda sad to finish, as I've really come to enjoy my professors' lectures and approach to teaching. He's very traditional, and sort of just blurts everything out. And he breaks everything down. His eloquence puts long division to shame. 


What's next?

A n i m e   E x p o  |  2 0 1 4 


but not yet! ^_^

good niiiiiight!!!

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Clogged

Ugh.

Whoa. Hey.

Hi.

How's it- what's up? How's it going?

Yeah. It's a blog entry. Finally. I felt like I was going to implode if I didn't at least write something by the end of this week.

What happened?

Well basically I went back to school.
The college. Yeah, that thing.

My almost 3 hour class started on the 23rd, and I've had zero time to do anything other than work and study. 
For those who don't know, I already work a full time job, and because this is a summer term, the class is accelerated by like 60%.  It's. fucking. crazy. I've already taken an exam and a quiz on 5 chapters and it's only been a little over a week. 
My school is also 45 minutes away from where I live, so in addition to the lovely commute, I only have an hour to myself before I have to go into work when I finally get home from the trek. When I'm off work, I lay in bed, play candy crush for 20 minutes, and then go to bed. 

 I did get to do something fun over the weekend though. But I'll save that for later.
It's no secret if you're on Le Facebooks.

Which by the way, just got blown up with friend requests out of the blue. They won't stop. I don't know what happened to make this snowball at the rate it's going. It's ridiculous.. and really random. but.. I can't put effort into that site for total strangers to validate my ego. It's retarded.Dunno how people rely on that. Doesn't that gross you out? Or something? At least a little bit? idk.


I promised to write about Video Games Live, so I will.
Only briefly though, because... well.. my shoulder is fucked up again and I rather be lying down.


That doesn't mean it wasn't awesome though. It was fucking amazing.


Video Games Live was probably one of the things on my list to experience before I die, lol. 
And wouldn't ya know it, Fett was there to make it a reality. 




I didn't take a massive amount of pictures because overall, this what what our view was.
We had awesome seats, as you can see.
Smack dab in the middle.



 A bunch of special guests were brought on stage from all the games they honored. This guy... this guy made Tetris.
The fucking creator or Tetris was here.




 They played a song from Warlords of Draenor. 
Of course it was epic and gave me goosebumps.


 Chrono Trigggaaaaaaaaawwrrr




And towards the end, everyone ever came out and took a bow. They sang the song that comes on at the end of Portal 2. It was really cute. What else can I say, the concert was awesome, I had goosebumps during the whole duration of it because of how epic every song sounded. 
My Fett is so wonderful. I can't even put into words how happy he makes me. 


ALRIGHT.

So. what now? 

Well, Anime Expo is this weekend! 
And we're totally going to be there; except Thursday. 
Fett will be in Cosplay on Friday and Saturday. I will be in cosplay on Saturday but I'm not sure if I'll do it on Friday. Depends on how tired I am, honestly.

Anywho, I gotta run.

This was nice. I wish my life wasn't so backed up with tons of shit right now. And I don't know if I mean that because it feels great to be back on track. Perhaps once I finish this term I'll be back to blogging more regularly.

GOOD NIGHT!