Gush

  So. You guise.
           Okay, look.  
I'm going to apologize ahead of time because the level of silly, gross cuteness in this post is going to be a thing. 
 Like a boss.
     I'm just sayin. You've been warned.


Wednesday night was another one of those nights where I couldn't sleep. It probably had something to do with the fact that I napped during the day after work. Or it may have also had something to do with my mind wandering blissfully, I don't know. Either way--- LATE NIGHT DRIVE TIME :D

Fett stopped by to kidnap me. It was kind of early in the evening, and I honestly had not intended on staying out late. I had work at like 5:30 the next morning so... I couldn't.
BUT, YOU KNOW. I DID. SO.

He surprised me! The last time we went sight seeing, we couldn't find a specific place he wanted me to see. We couldn't find it, so that was our quest that night. We also went to see some of the crazy houses in Beverly Hills. It was a good feeling checking out all these ridiculous houses I'll never be able to afford to own one day. It's like... I was Pluto, and was being demoted by the solar system into nothingness. Super windy, fun roads! We also went to the lake. I had no clue there was a fucking lake in Hollywood. How does that even work? Like, can fish even survive in San Pellegrino? Wtf Idek.

We were also in view of the Hollywood sign. 5 years I've been here and not once have I ventured anywhere near it. And we saw coyotes! THEY WERE SO CUTE, I WANTED TO TOUCH THEM but Fett said they'd probably kill me. Okay, he didn't say that but they probably could.

And then, somehow we got on the topic of the Santa Monica pier. I've been there I think twice. He started going on about how cool it looked at night. I admitted that I'd like to see that at some point, because I've never been. People say that the dead walk the shores and smell bad, and that it's dangerous to go there alone. So while we were talking, at some point he parks the car and says to get out. I'm thinking that Fett lost his shit because... that's not where I live? And it's dark, and I can't see buildings. Just lots of palm trees and weird street lights and stuff.

HE TOOK US TO THE SANTA MONICA PIER YOU GUISE.

Oh, Fett. You're such a not a Bounty Hunter at all.

Naturally, I'm losing my shit because.... I've never been here at night. It's so much prettier! There were people walking around, but they didn't seem to want to harm me. It was really nice. Check out that magnificent picture of beach water.

I was wearing my Mary-Jane Docs. Guess how much sand got in my shoes, you guise just guess.

NOT THAT MUCH! HAA!

Fett on the other hand...

See? This is why Docs are great. I have like 3 pairs because shoes.

I felt like I was on the Titanic because of the wooden boards and the railing. I didn't think I was going to die, though. 

 People fish off the ledges. Fett said he never heard of anyone catching anything? But it sounds... fun. I guess

 And he goes there all the time, so this was like... nothing to him.

 LOOK AT THAT BIRD. 

LOOK AT IT.

IT'S SO CUTE

It was really cold out. But so worth it, and I didn't wanna leave. We went on the swings, and he did this weird manly thing on these hanging monkey bar ring things that you're supposed to swing across. I would've tried it myself, but the only thing stopping me you guys... the only thing stopping me... was everything ever.

On our way home we found the place that he wanted to show me!

The Hollywood Tower! It's what the ride in California Adventure is based off of. Best ride ever omg. Just wish it was longer, but it rules. IT RULES.

Yeah, never knew that was there either.

Also.

Raccoons are massive? They're like... tiny cat bears. I wanted to throw myself out of the car and stampede over there to lift them up and kiss them and love them, but I'd probably die of rabies in a week. =\

 And I can't be dead because... you guise...

We were supposed to go to a Halloween party at our co-workers place, but something came up.

I went back to Halloween Horror Nights. And how could that work if I'm deathly ill? It just couldn't.
This time I was by my lonesome. Lauren had plans and it was kind of an impromptu thing. Again. I found the price for that day to be significantly cheaper, so I said fuck it. If you're smiling while reading this you can just shush.

I tried to take more pictures and capture video footage-- which I did. 

This particular evening consisted of one maze attraction (Terror Tram), and basically playing Hide and Seek, with Peek-a-Boo sprinkled on top.

It was the best Halloween I've had in a really, really, really long time.

The one in the plaid was the sneaky one I mentioned in my last post. 

He was the first to spot me. Recognized me immediately and we had this moment of LOLWHY. He stared at me and nodded his head, eerily inching forward. 

Sneaky is very good at being creepy.

Which was later confirmed as he thrust his chainsaw at me; "WHY ARE YOU HERE AGAIN"

in this really angry, anguished, growling, man voice. Like something you'd hear in like... an FPS.

So just to get it out of the way for my readers... was there a flower?

Yes.

Mr Flower, true to form, picked me another flower and startled the crap out of me again.

I was sitting on a ledge by the sign with the wait times. He crept up behind me and loomed over me. Then jumped down and put the flower in my hair. 

 

There's a fog machine that would go off every couple of minutes that was blinding. I imagine that's what a smoke bomb does. All you see is nothing at all, except for white smoke, even at night. Couldn't see jack shit even inches in front of me.

He stood there all scary like. Towering over me still, even though I'm sitting on this like 4 foot ledge. In this really dense fucking fog, enveloping us. With people everywhere.

YOU GUISE. 

It was intense. He was this close to me. 

He could kill me in one punch.

In my last post I mentioned how there was something about tall, masked men that can kill me with a backhand that do cute things like get you flowers and make you breakfast that is just...mmpf? 

 

I mean look at him. Are you in love? I am. His hands are kinda fucked up but I bet those eggs are AMAZING.

Okay well. Mr. Flower .... did the cutest fucking thing, lol, and I just... I can't.

My heart.

Just.

It was over there. and there.

and over there.

See, I warned you.

Back to more pictures!

The one in the middle, to Mr. Flowers' left, I later was approached by on one of his breaks. 

He's a sweetie! Very silly guy. He also got me flowers, but they didn't have petals, LOL.

Sneaky, being a little sneaky sneak as she was questioned by the politician.

I walked through the other scarezones there. The Chucky one and the Klownz one. 

Someone in Chucky's zone recognized me. It was a different Charles Lee Ray this time, though. 

He got a nice little startled squee out of me.

Chucky! 

What a charmer. 

He also made it a point to terrorize me appropriately.

Those chainsaws are furious vibrators. 

He inched it toward my thigh until it ever so slightly nudged me and AGH.

Jeez.

Feels cool on your sides though :P

 ^_^

I think it's safe to say at this point we were playing peek a boo all evening.

The ladies in the gowns were also really great. 

There was one in particular who I liked most. The blonde one with wavy hair. 

She got me a couple times, and was so cute when she giggled behind her mask! hehe

I walked around the area all night basically.

At one point while I sat down at the tables to eat my turkey leg (duh) Silly, Mr. Flower, and I think one other chainsaw guy come over to my table. It draws attention from the people that were there eating their meals, and I start blushing furiously and put my head down. They start pulling my chair out and inching my tray and bag away from me, slowly. It was fun, but also nerve wracking lol. Mr. Flower pulled my chair out a ways a way lol. And their chainsaws went off, of course.
 It was a spectacle, lol. Fun :)

Then during the Chainsaw Brigade towards the end of the night, I went to get a spot closer to Mr. Flower. He assumed the role of guardian, and came to my 'rescue' when other chainsaw guys came at me. It was super sweet. I enjoyed it tons. He did other little things too, but for the sake of excitement I'll keep that just between him and me.

      That steel bench became a horrible, aggressive, vibrator. I still haven't decided if it was hot or not.